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An Arab at the airport

Q: Name?
A: Abdul al-Rhazib.

Q: Sex?
A: Three to five times a week.

Q: No, no… I mean male or female?
A: Male, female, sometimes camel.

Q: Holy cow!
A: Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.

Q: But isn’t that hostile?
A: Horse style, doggy style, any style!

Q: Oh dear!
A: No, no! Deer run too fast!

What is the difference between a physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician?

If an engineer walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it on the fire and puts it out.

If a physicist walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it eloquently around the fire and lets the fire put itself out.

If a mathematician walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he convinces himself there is a solution and leaves. (credit: Jeremiah Jazdzewski)

You know you are Serbian when:

1.You’re family still has the plastic covering on your sofa.

2.Your mom uses lard instead of oil to fry eggs.

3.After Slava, you take the head from the spit to school for show-and-tell.

4.Your family owns a coffee grinder and a nut grinder.

5.You hang out with your friend’s “cool parents” who let you smoke while drinking Turkish coffee.

6.Your father tells you to crawl back into your mother’s womb when you screw something up.

7.You have 17 consonants and 2 vowels in your last name. Grandpa has the Inland Steel 25 year club hat and license plate frame and lost three fingers achieving that milestone.

8.Duct tape is your father’s only tool next to using a kitchen knife as a screwdriver.

9.Baba chased you around the house with chamomile to drink and rakija (slivovitz) to rub on your chest when you had a cold.

10.Grandpa still sports the Dinarska Divizija lapel pin. Read more…

Pre tacno 15 godina Ian Murdock objavio je prvu verziju Debian Linuxa, verovatno najstabilnijeg operativnog sistema na PC racunarima:

Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.development
From: imurd…@shell.portal.com (Ian A Murdock)
Subject: New release under development; suggestions requested
Message-ID: <CBusDD.MIK@unix.portal.com>
Sender: n…@unix.portal.com
Nntp-Posting-Host: jobe.unix.portal.com
Organization: Portal Communications Company — 408/973-9111 (voice) 408/973-8091 (data)
Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1993 13:05:37 GMT
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Fellow Linuxers,

This is just to announce the imminent completion of a brand-new Linux release, which I’m calling the Debian Linux Release. This is a release that I have put together basically from scratch; in other words, I didn’t simply make some changes to SLS and call it a new release. I was inspired to put together this release after running SLS and generally being dissatisfied with much of it, and after much altering of SLS I decided that it would be easier to start from scratch. The base system is now virtually complete (though I’m still looking around to make sure that I grabbed the most recent sources for everything), and I’d like to get some feedback before I add the “fancy” stuff. Read more…

At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard the past. – Maurice Maeterlinck (Belgian Poet, 1862-1949)

For all of you who love Linux and Tux (or just hates M$ Windows) few nice images, you can put as wallpaper

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 Koja vam se pozna najvise svidja?

A strange lady giving an address in Zurich wrote him ‘Shaw’ a proposal, thus: ‘You have the greatest brain in the world, and I have the most beautiful body; so we ought to produce the most perfect child.’ Shaw asked: ‘What if the child inherits my body and your brains?‘ – George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

Mozda je neverovatno, ali nase oci su daleko od savrsenstva. Sta mislite sta se krece na ovim slikama, ako se nesto uopste krece