O zivotu, univerzumu i svemu ostalom

The Fate of the Universe

You physicists have become annoying
You can’t seem to make up your minds
Did everything come from nothing
Or was nothing all there was to find?

What was that first singularity
And what made it start to inflate?
You say a vacuum is not really empty
As long as energy potentiates?

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* (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

* (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

* (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (continue reading…)

Jao bre ljudi, pa sto je mnogo mnogo je. Cetiri godine nisu bile dovoljne, zar opet. Ne, Mars 27. avgusta nece da bude veliki kao Mesec!

Idemo redom… od avgusta 2003. godine. Tada je sve pocelo. Tog 27. avgusta 2007. godine Mars je bio najblizi Zemlji u poslednjih 59600 godina. Naravno, sto je blizi Mars (i ostale planete) su sjajnije, tako da je to bio dan kada je Mars delovao najsjajnije. Bili su to zanimljivi dani za astronome amatere koji su zeleli da kroz svoje teleskope vise Mars. Tada je krenula prica. Nekima je izgleda bilo dosadno pa su satsvaili i poceli da salju e-mail u kome obavestavaju ljude da ce Mars biti sjajan kao pun Mesec. Naravno od toga nije bilo nista i mnogi su gledali nebo u potrazi za novim mesecom, ali ga nisu pronasli. (continue reading…)

Da, da, lepo ste procitali naslov - pojavise se vanzemaljci u okolini Nisa, bar tako pisu neke novine, ako se Kurir i Press uopste mogu nazvati novinama.

Press na primer pise:

Kada su seljaci stigli na njivu neobično biće se na njihove oči vinulo u nebo.- Kada smo mu prišli sasvim blizu, to što je ličilo na čoveka počelo je da se smanjuje. Dostiglo je veličinu veće ptice, a i njegov oblik je najviše podsećao na neku krilatu životinju blistavih boja. Biće je prhnulo ka nebu i to je bio prvi zvuk koji smo čuli da je proizvelo. Kada se našlo na nebu, ponovo se preobličilo u čoveka, selo je za neku mašinu i udaljilo se velikom brzinom - prepričava neobičan događaj Slavica.

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Citao sam neke vesti i ne mogu da verujem za sta su ljudi spremni da daju ogromne pare! Neki tip iz USA nasao je u garazi mrlju automobilskog ulja na betonu:

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Sigurno su svi već čuli za poznate krugove u žitnim poljima. Savršene, simetrične šare ogromnih dimenzija koje su ukrašavale neka žitna polja širom sveta.  Glavana osobina ovih figura uvek je bila simetričnost i savršenstvo oblika.

Mnogi smatraju da su ove figure napravili vanzemaljci. Bilo je mnogo pokušaja da se objasni kako ove figure nastaju, neki pokušajui bili su manje, neki više uspešni. Sve u svemu, stručnjaci kažu da ove figure nastaju upornošću i napornim radom nekih pojedinaca, noću, uz svetlost lampi, uz pomoć štapa i kanapa.

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Two hairs in my cup of milk is too much.
Two hairs on my head is too less.

That is relativity!

(autor unknown)

Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: That’s not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was…H to O.

Cartoon Law I
Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point, the familiar principle of 32 feet per second per second takes over.

Cartoon Law II
Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matter intervenes suddenly. Whether shot from a cannon or in hot pursuit on foot, cartoon characters are so absolute in their momentum that only a telephone pole or an outsize boulder retards their forward motion absolutely. Sir Isaac Newton called this sudden termination of motion the stooge’s surcease. (continue reading…)