O zivotu, univerzumu i svemu ostalom

A doctor, a lawyer and a programmer were discussing if it’s better to have a wife or a girlfriend.

Lawyer:
"A girlfriend is better. If you divorce your wife, that’s causing a lot of problems." (continue reading…)

Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?
A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.

Q: MY PARENTS SAY THEY NEVER HAD FAX WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO WRITE MEMOS TO EACH OTHER UNTIL THEY WERE TWENTYONE. HOW OLD DO YOU THINK SOMEONE SHOULD BE BEFORE THEY CAN FAX?
A: Faxing can be performed at any age, once you learn the correct procedure.

Q: IF I FAX MYSELF, WILL I GO BLIND?
A: Certainly not, as far as we can see. (continue reading…)

Scientists at NASA have discovered life on Mars and explanation why thay lost so many spacecraft in recent years. The form of life is little strange

Regis: "Barbara, you’ve done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left — phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 — are you ready?"

Barbara: "Sure, I’ll have a go!"

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it’s own nest? (continue reading…)

Jadan mali Pluton Bio je poslednja otkrivena planeta, najmanja i najdalja planeta. Polako je setao dalekim delovima Sunčevog sistema, nikome nije smetao… ali naljutio je astronome i oduzoše mu status planete. Ali, Pluton se vraća, jači i opasniji nego ikada. Došao je da se ostveti… (continue reading…)

Due to the enormous workload involved in physics classes combined with stress and lack of sleep, physics students often forget (either by accident, defense mechanism, or intentionally) what their major really is. Thus, as a physics major, I took it upon myself to create a small list of indicators to help us all remember what we really are. (continue reading…)

10. How do I know anything really exists?
-Kick it *really* hard.

9. What is the essence of being human?
-Not understanding the opposite sex. (continue reading…)

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